The Staged Wedding Saga Continues

Who needs a wedding planner when you've got your own show producers telling you how to get married? Listen to the convo via walkie talkie right before Khloe and Lamar's faux ceremony. Sounds like a scene straight from J-Lo's "The Wedding Planner".
I wonder how many takes they had to shoot before the couple got it just right for the cameras. Own up to it Khloe and Lamar!

SEX AND THE CITY 2 SPOILERS!!!!!

Sex & the City is proving that they haven't exhausted every storyline possible with 6 seasons and a movie already. Seriously they should just go and make this into a daytime soap or bring it back on HBO. I wouldn't complain and I'm sure the actors wouldn't either. It's a recession-people need jobs...The new movie is bring some new and old faces (literally at the same time-Liza). The storylines don't look so bad either. Even if the movie does end up being a rehash of everything we've seen before, the fashion won't be disappointing.

Miley Cyrus will reportedly join the Sex & the City cast members for the sequel. It has not been confirmed if she will have a speaking role or not. The storyline will involve Samantha (trying to be young) and Miley walking the red carpet wearing the same dress.

What better finishing touch on a gay wedding than Liza Minnelli herself. Liza will have play some part in Stanford Blatch (Carrie's gay bff) and Mario Cantone (Charlotte's gay bff) wedding ceremony. Not sure if she sings or dances or both-with Liza you never know what to expect.

John Corbett will resurrect his role as Aidan in the sequel. Maybe Carrie will cheat on Mr. Big with Aidan the way she cheated on Aidan with Big way back when. I'm dying to see how this plays out. Last time we saw, Aidan was happily married with a fat baby and a dog-well minus the dog but still it would be nice to see him come out of his "good boy" role.


Let's see what else...


Samantha wears a wedding dress in the film-doubt she gets married. Since we already know the movie does flashback scenes lets assume the wedding was from back in the day.


The women end up in the Middle East and its somehow related to a Samantha storyline.


Carrie does NOT discover she's pregnant (considering she's like 50 I'm sure she's past the stage of SURPRISE pregnancies).


Charlotte suspects Harry of cheating, but its who she suspects him cheating with that makes it all the more interesting.


Miranda leaves her job and opens a restaurant with Steve. I feel like we've seen this storyline somewhere before...oh wait-we have. (I'm sure Marc Cherry over at "Desperate Housewives" is pissed at SATC stealing his Lynette and Tom Scavo storyline).

I TOLD YOU!!!!

Here we go with these two again...So TMZ is reporting that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are NOT legally married. Remember I said right before the wedding that something seemed a little suspect? TMZ is reporting the real marriage will not take place until the prenup is signed. Lets take dibs on what will last longer the MARRIAGE or ENGAGEMENT???

DJ AM, MARIAH & OTHER NEWS

The NY City Medical examiner says the lethal mixture of cocaine and prescription drugs was the cause of death for DJ AM. They are ruling his death as accidental.

No disrespect to the deceased, but I always wondered why situations like this aren't considered suicide. I mean you shoot yourself in the head-you know the outcome is 99% of the time going to end up in death. So why is it different if you take a lethal amount of drugs-you know you just may not wake up from taking pills AND cocaine! I'm just saying-why should insurance company's pay for a life insurance policy for a drug od but not if you off yourself ACCIDENTALLY with drugs vs ON PURPOSE!

MARIAH'S NEW ALBUM HITS STORES TODAY

Mariah's 12th album "Memoirs of an an Imperfect Angel" dropped today and from the cuts on itunes I'm really feeling the album. Its not quite like Emancipation of Mimi but it does have a nice vibe to it. So if your lazy get it off itunes or if you actually want to get your money's worth with the pretty case and the thank you booklet, go pick it up in the store for the same price as itunes.

IN OTHER NEWS (FOR THOSE THAT STILL CARE)...

This road down splitsville just landed Jon T minus a paycheck! TLC has officially dropped Jon from the reality series "Jon & Kate Plus 8" effective Nov 2...I wonder if she'll have to pay him alimony??? Since Kate is real ballzy-I could see her trying to get child support out of Jon for no apparent reason. Can you imagine the # of CHSUP (for those of you that pay you know exactly what this means on a paycheck) deductions on a paycheck for EIGHT kids!!

Canceled Bachelor Party leading to canceled wedding perhaps????

TMZ is reporting that Lamar Odom called off his bachelor party tonight in LA. Odom told TMZ:

"I am extremely thankful to Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian, for agreeing to host my bachelor party this evening at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux. I regret, I will have to cancel this event because I have now decided to have a private dinner with my teammates, a few close friends and of course Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian."

Hmmm....sounds a little suspect. I'm wondering if Lamar is getting cold feet and maybe about to pull a Richard Jefferson. Remember him? He was the Spurs player that jilted his bride at the alter of their $2 million wedding. Well he didn't really leave her at the alter-I mean he did give her a two day notice. Maybe Jefferson put a call into Lamar. Or maybe this private dinner with his teammates is to talk some prenup sense into him.

Meanwhile, Khloe's party must go on. Her friends and sisters are throwing her a bachelorette party at some swanky hotel in L.A. tonight.

Let's hope this couple makes it down the aisle. Or lets not hope-it will have for even better drama.

"More than a Game" album release party

Lebron James hosted the album release party for his new movie "More than a Game" and his celeb friends came out to support.

Man of the hour-Lebron James.


Mary J was there whose song titled "Stonger" is featured on the album.



Akon

Teyana

The album features spotlight theif Kanye West, Jay Z, Drake, Chris Brown, Toni Braxton, Jordin Sparks, Lil Wayne, Eminem and more. The album is set to drop next Tues (9/29) and the movie hits theaters 10/2.

BOOK ALERT

The late best selling author E. Lynn Harris' final novel hits bookstores today. "Mama Dearest", was completed prior to the author's passing in July. Harris brings back our favorite diva to hate Yancey Harrington Braxton. We all know what kind of turmoil she's thrown up in the past. Stay tuned for my review...

A memorial service has been set for Friday September 25 from 6-9 in Atlanta at the Georgia International Convention Center.

SHOTGUN WEDDING PERHAPS???

Who says you can't find love at first sight-or in 5 minutes? Well these two have proved us all wrong. A reported source is telling E! that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian will get married this coming Sunday. Of course Khloe will neither confirm nor deny the rumor-how dare she ruin her own publicity stunt. I used to wonder what these girls were actually famous for, and now I know-no I don't...still wondering. I guess poor Khloe felt like she wasn't getting enough attention between her sisters so she had to up the ante. Good for you Khloe! Go get your ball player even though you swore you would never date an athlete since they treat you so badly. Hopefully the marriage last longer than the engagement-I doubt it though.

Red Carpet Emmy Best & Worst Dressed

Again for those that still care about the Prime time Emmy's here are a few celebs from the red carpet event!!



FIRST LETS TALK BEST DRESSED

Lady in Red Toni Collette was the show stopper of the evening. I don't think I've ever seen her look better. This is by far is the best she's looked in years. The hair, makeup and dress all come together perfectly.


Vanessa Williams-need I say more. Love the earrings! Not as big as a fashion statement as last years feather dress yet she still manages to do it right every time. When will this woman ever age?? (I guess never as long as there's botox)



I never really have much to say about the men-I mean how many ways can you wear a tux! Point blank the men always bore me but Alec Baldwin to me was hands down best dressed male. Loving the tie btw. It says a lot about a man when he's dressed better than his date. Much swagger indeed!

Look @ our lil Kelly Bundy!!! Her face screams radiance-makeup is absolutely FLAWLESS! The dress took awhile to grow on me. I was iffy at first but it works for her. The color of the gown really makes her eyes POP! Its a very grown up look for Kelly Bundy.





AND THEN THERE WERE THOSE THAT SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME...

Not to much going on here with Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Something is missing-a necklace, bigger earrings-SOMETHING. Not feeling the Rapunzel hair either. Trim it down a tad Jenn!



Drew, Drew, Drew-the only thing I'm pleased with is that you got rid of that dusty broomstick hair. Here she's just plain, simple and boring. Not only did she decide to go with a flesh-tone gown but she couldn't dig up a necklace???



These two look like their going to a high school prom. Someone should have told Amy to run the dress through the steamer before strutting down the red carpet. Note to Amy Poehler-stop buying off the rack!


W-T-F!
WHO LET VICTORIA ROWELL OUT THE HOUSE LIKE THIS???? This is just taking presidential support a little too far. I understand the need to support the new Prez-but don't walk the red carpet in your kid's Obama sheets that you stitched together and called it a dress.

Who invited you???? And why are you here??? And what's with the Florence Nightingale gown??? Moving on....

I'm like the rest of America and am just as confused as to why she showed up to. And please someone explain what's going on w/ her face??? Is it botox or the ponytail pulled too tight? Is it just me or does she look extra weird around the eyes. And Kim honey this looks like something J-Lo did 5 years ago! Quit swagger jackin!

EMMY'S 2009 (FOR THOSE THAT STILL WATCH!)

GUESS WHICH REAL HOUSEWIFE OF ATL GOT A REAL JOB?

WELL NOT REALLY-just for tonight at least. Nene Leakes will be co-hosting from the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest tonight @ the Emmy's. I mean a gig is a gig in this economy-lets not hate people.

UNIMPORTANT PEOPLE ARE ARRIVING FOR THE EMMY'S

OLIVIA WILDE of House decided to show up in her ice capade costume. I was really loving the dress from the front, but please explain to me what was going on in the back??? The old lady mesh look is a bit played out. Tell me what you think. Her hair and makeup looks nice though-there I said something nice.

Not that Chandra Wilson is unimportant but she did arrive a bit early-we all know the corny are the early birds at the party.

This is a good look for Chandra. I must say I do see progress year after year. Somebody musta hired a STYLIST!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF LATENIGHT

I want to tune in to these ladies. They look like they mean business. I want to see Sheree ask Bashir's wife "who's gonna check me boo?" Luvin all the impersonations of the housewives. They should have did this 3 cities ago.

Click below.

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/blogs/2009/09/premiere-the-real-housewives-of-late-night/

RUMOR CONTROL

MUCH TO THE PUBLIC'S DISMAY (except mine), these two will not be recording a song together in honor of the King of Pop....Yeah this was a stretch to begin with...there's no way I can see this happening. Just too much inconism for one stuido. I'M JUST SAYIN!!!

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The lovely and fab mom HALLE BERRY SHUT DOWN pregnancy rumors last night on Jay Leno last night. She says its just the hamburgers. The papps should really just give her a break. She looks fabulous post baby. Although it would be cute to see her and Gabriel bring a little brother or sister into the world for baby Nahla.

Y&R NEWS ALERT

Soap Opera Digest is reporting the character Malcom Winters (previously played by Shemar Moore) will be returning to Young and the Restless in November. Only this time the show is casting a new actor for the role. Wonder what the reason behind this was. Hopefully the next Malcom will be just as sexy as Shemar Moore. I must say it will be hard to fill those...umm shoes.

COUPLE ALERT!!!

TODAY on the Wendy Williams show, Pastry Queen Vanessa Simmons confirmed she's been dating Damon Wayans JR (from Danceflick). Vanessa said the couple have been dating for four years. Look forward to seeing Damon getting the run down from Rev Run on the season finale of Daddy's Girls.